Sunday, October 27, 2019
Saturday, October 26, 2019
this is the kind of match that we want to see
chelsea was leading by 2 when kanu decided to score a hat trick in only 15 minutes.
the 3rd gooal is a real winner.
since we are talking about hat tricks here's another one that will life forever.
the 3rd gooal is a real winner.
since we are talking about hat tricks here's another one that will life forever.
Symbol of slavery or just a flag?
Mountains of pollution foam
Friday, October 25, 2019
going home drunk is hard
Hello guy's , going home drunk as we all know is allreaddy pretty hard, specialy when you are drunk like this fella!
Dont try this at home , but it's hillarious
Calling 2 pizza places on 2 phones at the same time, putting it on loud speaker and let them fight it out between pizerias , that my friends is genious!
Ostrich wants to help fixing a car
Hello guy's , here is a hillarious video about some Ostridch trying to "help" the mecanic who was just chillin'n fixin' his car,
Small kid playing golf like a pro
Hey visitors , how are you today ?
Yes I actually care but you wont tell me S*it...
So here is some entertainment, it's a video of a little kid swinging his golf club like a pro , this funny moment got caught on camera by pro's and the narratôr thaught it would be funny to analyze the swing like if he was competing in the championship.
worth 30 seconds of your time definitely.
Yes I actually care but you wont tell me S*it...
So here is some entertainment, it's a video of a little kid swinging his golf club like a pro , this funny moment got caught on camera by pro's and the narratôr thaught it would be funny to analyze the swing like if he was competing in the championship.
worth 30 seconds of your time definitely.
Thursday, October 24, 2019
Another new blogger
You will find more info. about her in this link.
Suck a pittu that she had her eyes closed, it really ruins the photo.
Most of you guy's just thaugh to themselves"what eyes? ".
Suck a pittu that she had her eyes closed, it really ruins the photo.
Most of you guy's just thaugh to themselves"what eyes? ".
Tuesday, October 22, 2019
Today at work
Who decided that everyone had to suffer for the rest of they miserable lives in one place with the same people so that we can have money to pay for our funeral?
That person was probably not one of the workers, I would say that it is obvious, they where definitely not a worker! And we are millions and millions of sheep going to work every day so that we can show to each other that we can take it. And that we are tougher than the others! We'll news flash dumbass! Your boss is making money because you are too stupid to organise and take what is yours like they did is Switzerland all these years ago and look at the Swiss now. They are one of the richest countries in the world and they are not in the EU even though they are right in the middle of ir all😂🤑💵.
Can't wait for yo
... To be continued
Hello to all of my fans
My name if Alex and I am a new writer on this blog.
I know you like me XO XO.
I know you like me XO XO.
Monday, October 21, 2019
Village in Iran carved out of volcanic rock
This is amazing but it is one of those things wich the more I think about it the more it make sense.
One of the most beautiful city's in the world
Hello friends 😇 this is a post about one of my favorite city's, hope that you will like it as well.
It is a city from the north of Portugal called Porto, it is not the capital but it is as important as if not more. They have an airport and a huge Flux of tourists every day of the year come to visite the wine caves next to the Douro River.
It is a city from the north of Portugal called Porto, it is not the capital but it is as important as if not more. They have an airport and a huge Flux of tourists every day of the year come to visite the wine caves next to the Douro River.
Sunday, October 20, 2019
the most entertaining Futsal match you0ll ever see
Since this video is in Portuguese it is better for the viewers if i explain some stuff.
2 teams of 4+1 , one team of freestylers from all over the world and one team of profetional footballers from Brazil.
Basically they are playing a futsal match but if any player puts the ball through the legs of an adversary or makes the ball go over the oponent and keeps posetion, they also score points.
And to make it more interesting , they make little one on one challenges where the rules stay the same except it is one on one and the goals are smaller.
2 teams of 4+1 , one team of freestylers from all over the world and one team of profetional footballers from Brazil.
Basically they are playing a futsal match but if any player puts the ball through the legs of an adversary or makes the ball go over the oponent and keeps posetion, they also score points.
And to make it more interesting , they make little one on one challenges where the rules stay the same except it is one on one and the goals are smaller.
brazilian special operations killing 2 drug traffikers
cold blooded wipeout of 2 drug dealers by a brazilian special forces operative.
Saturday, October 19, 2019
Gad el Maleh , French comedian
Here is an hillarious french comedian's video about starting to smoke.
The point he is trying to make is that you can stop whenever you want you just need will, but he is making his point ironically by pretending to be speaking about starting to smoke instead of stoping.
The video is in french but it has sub's.
The point he is trying to make is that you can stop whenever you want you just need will, but he is making his point ironically by pretending to be speaking about starting to smoke instead of stoping.
The video is in french but it has sub's.
Gianluigi Buffon
Senhorasa e senhores , meninos e menisnas :
O melhor guarda redes de todos os tempos (depois de Vitor Baia)
Gianluigi Buffon a falar do golo FANTABULASTICOSPETACULARMENTERIDICULO!!!
Bem, sem palavras né!
Golo este na final da liga dos campeões entre a Juventos e o Real Madrid onde um tal de Roni jogava antes.
Vejam o Buffon a falar neste video e depois o tal golo. e só porque eu gosto muito , outro golo de outra final da champions mas d'esta vez, foi ZIZOU!
O melhor guarda redes de todos os tempos (depois de Vitor Baia)
Gianluigi Buffon a falar do golo FANTABULASTICOSPETACULARMENTERIDICULO!!!
Bem, sem palavras né!
Golo este na final da liga dos campeões entre a Juventos e o Real Madrid onde um tal de Roni jogava antes.
Vejam o Buffon a falar neste video e depois o tal golo. e só porque eu gosto muito , outro golo de outra final da champions mas d'esta vez, foi ZIZOU!
Hokey unbelievable goal
Ok, Hello guy's.
I'm not a big Hokey fan but this one I had to share, I've watched this video 4 times now and I still dont know how he did it...
I'm not a big Hokey fan but this one I had to share, I've watched this video 4 times now and I still dont know how he did it...
Kevin Hart
He is now hosting his own Internet show called "Cold as balls".
It's a show where he interviews athletes inside of an ice tub.
On this episode he is interviewing the Great ex UFC women's champion , the actress and fighter Ronda Rousey.
Sofia Vergara
Beautifull woman , smart human being, excellent actress:
I am a fan of the show and it's actors , because first of all they are great people and only thanks to this simple fact they become great actors, the recipy is not as simple as this but you get the point, it's a bit messy and well... enjoy.
Space
I've been wanting to speak about this for a while now and there I was stubeling upon a video on the subject so I've decided not to postpone this any longer, here we go.
Space, the unknown.
In a world where we barely know our own planet, we know that we've killed all major threats to our species , and are able to cure most desieses and live long happy lives.
So some geniuses , have decided to take the healthiest from among us humans , and to rhrow them in a can (i'm parafrasing from the video) across space in hope of finding something which we can use to our advantage.
well this is how I see it, We have poluted this planet to a point of no return but there is also the fact that the planet is geting closer and closer to the Sun so eventually in many many generations , this planet will either be inhabitable by humans or we will have evolved to a point where we can withstand the extreme conditions.
Since we do not know which will come first we try for survival of the species to find a sootable home where the conditions are better then here, MARS.
Yes , Mars , the red planet...
Space, the unknown.
In a world where we barely know our own planet, we know that we've killed all major threats to our species , and are able to cure most desieses and live long happy lives.
So some geniuses , have decided to take the healthiest from among us humans , and to rhrow them in a can (i'm parafrasing from the video) across space in hope of finding something which we can use to our advantage.
well this is how I see it, We have poluted this planet to a point of no return but there is also the fact that the planet is geting closer and closer to the Sun so eventually in many many generations , this planet will either be inhabitable by humans or we will have evolved to a point where we can withstand the extreme conditions.
Since we do not know which will come first we try for survival of the species to find a sootable home where the conditions are better then here, MARS.
Yes , Mars , the red planet...
Police raids in cataluna on the same day
Yesterday on the 19-10-2019 , this happened :
As it is usually called popularly , football is the people's opium , because just like opium it makes you numb and blind and relaxed and sleepy. You will not react even if someone is eating your leg with a fork and a knife!
There are real problems in the world and the media ares supposed to broadcast them but no one watches the news animore, we all look at our Facebooks pages and Instagrams and at the same time, people from the older generation who havel lived most of theyr lives without smartphones are taking controle of the world , your present is in danger, my present is in danger, if we dont do something soon , we wont have any rights left. we will be sheep doing whatever the man with the stick says, we will loose the only thing we've ever had, our freedom!
On the same day the team from the the bigest city in cataluna , FC.Barcelona has won 3-0 agains Eibar
There are real problems in the world and the media ares supposed to broadcast them but no one watches the news animore, we all look at our Facebooks pages and Instagrams and at the same time, people from the older generation who havel lived most of theyr lives without smartphones are taking controle of the world , your present is in danger, my present is in danger, if we dont do something soon , we wont have any rights left. we will be sheep doing whatever the man with the stick says, we will loose the only thing we've ever had, our freedom!
Head in hospital
This boy has had what looks like a very bad accident judging by the amount of bandages on him.
His girlfriend will not let him suffer, she will do Anything to make him feel better. 😁😂🤣😉😇❤️❤️❤️
His girlfriend will not let him suffer, she will do Anything to make him feel better. 😁😂🤣😉😇❤️❤️❤️
Friday, October 18, 2019
People don't steel because they are bad but because they need.
This video is a proof that people are good, it is life's circumstances that make some people steel. One might argue that they could get a job but no one thinks that maybe they tried.
Life is not always black and white but in this case, if they get caught it will be completely black. Guilty of armed robbery, 500000years in jail, etc... No one takes into account the life that these people have and conditions in which they live in and circumstances which baught these men to this situation.
Obviously one of the robbers loves his grandmother very much!
Thursday, October 17, 2019
Chapter 2 they've tried to kill me
OK this chapter has been coming for a while but I had to wait for the right moment and I think that now it is time.
This is the chapter where thay have tried to kill me.
So, we will travel in time, rewind about 18 months before I weant to that Nani's house for the first time.
And here we are, 🇵🇹Portugal, this naturally beautiful coubtry, whith his long summers and desert like vegetation at some point in the year. Where men love football and women stay under control, or else!
Aniway, here I am, in Portugal🇵🇹at my grandmother's house, where we were living me, mom and dad, both my uncles and my grandparents.
This was a time when people did not have phones or even computers or internet, most families didn't even own a TV, maybe a radio... And this fact was responsible for people being in each other's business all of the time. Everyday my grandmother's house was invaded by people, friends, family and they where all convinced that I was a beautifull and very smart baby, because I was only 1,5 years old and I could allready speak very well and walk.
Again, there was no TV, information, people only knew whatever the neighbors told them so the word was that there was a genius baby growing up at my grandma's place.
This baby was me.
This part of the story is hard to tell because it happened over an extended period of time but I'll try to explain it as accurate as possible.
I was sick, the only memory I have is the following, a pink medicine which tasted a bit like if you mash sugar in water and it had a pink color. After taking this medicine someone took me to the bathroom and gave me the most shocking experience that I can remember it was traumatizing.
Bear in mind that I was about 1,5 years old and I remember clearly being in my grandmother's house's upstairs bathroom sitting on the 'throne' with someone next to me holding white toilet paper in theyr hand when I started to feel a huge pain in my belly and the person started to reach into the 'throne' where I was sitting (there was a lot of space being me because of my small size). I felt something moving behind me and when they pulled theyr hand out from the toilet, I saw the white toilet paper again and, I will never be able to erase this image from my mind, I've looked at the toilet paper and there where small snakes inside of it, yes Snakes!
I wasn't old enough to poop by miself but somehow I had to deal with this perturbed situation, I wasn't ready for it, my brain didn't know how to react to what it was seeing so I just kept looking at that person's hand full of snakes which kame from inside of me, I realize now that the pink syrup must have been a laxative, the person who could have been my mom or grandmother, I'm not sure anymore, threw the snakes in the toilet and threw a bucket of water on them to flush them down because the flushing mechanism was not working.
I don't know how these snakes got inside of me but for sure it wasn't a coincidence that I had to be operated on my belly a couple of months later.
*these memories are from a very long time ago I am trying to describe them as well as I can but Some info just might have been lost in all these years.
The next chapter will be coming soon it will be about a great hero. Stay tuned for more!
This is the chapter where thay have tried to kill me.
So, we will travel in time, rewind about 18 months before I weant to that Nani's house for the first time.
And here we are, 🇵🇹Portugal, this naturally beautiful coubtry, whith his long summers and desert like vegetation at some point in the year. Where men love football and women stay under control, or else!
Aniway, here I am, in Portugal🇵🇹at my grandmother's house, where we were living me, mom and dad, both my uncles and my grandparents.
This was a time when people did not have phones or even computers or internet, most families didn't even own a TV, maybe a radio... And this fact was responsible for people being in each other's business all of the time. Everyday my grandmother's house was invaded by people, friends, family and they where all convinced that I was a beautifull and very smart baby, because I was only 1,5 years old and I could allready speak very well and walk.
Again, there was no TV, information, people only knew whatever the neighbors told them so the word was that there was a genius baby growing up at my grandma's place.
This baby was me.
This part of the story is hard to tell because it happened over an extended period of time but I'll try to explain it as accurate as possible.
I was sick, the only memory I have is the following, a pink medicine which tasted a bit like if you mash sugar in water and it had a pink color. After taking this medicine someone took me to the bathroom and gave me the most shocking experience that I can remember it was traumatizing.
Bear in mind that I was about 1,5 years old and I remember clearly being in my grandmother's house's upstairs bathroom sitting on the 'throne' with someone next to me holding white toilet paper in theyr hand when I started to feel a huge pain in my belly and the person started to reach into the 'throne' where I was sitting (there was a lot of space being me because of my small size). I felt something moving behind me and when they pulled theyr hand out from the toilet, I saw the white toilet paper again and, I will never be able to erase this image from my mind, I've looked at the toilet paper and there where small snakes inside of it, yes Snakes!
I wasn't old enough to poop by miself but somehow I had to deal with this perturbed situation, I wasn't ready for it, my brain didn't know how to react to what it was seeing so I just kept looking at that person's hand full of snakes which kame from inside of me, I realize now that the pink syrup must have been a laxative, the person who could have been my mom or grandmother, I'm not sure anymore, threw the snakes in the toilet and threw a bucket of water on them to flush them down because the flushing mechanism was not working.
I don't know how these snakes got inside of me but for sure it wasn't a coincidence that I had to be operated on my belly a couple of months later.
*these memories are from a very long time ago I am trying to describe them as well as I can but Some info just might have been lost in all these years.
The next chapter will be coming soon it will be about a great hero. Stay tuned for more!
Franglais, French/British stand up Comedian.
Hello world, this is a quick post, I've stumbled upon a video from a young man who is a stand-up Comedian but he struggles between two languages.
Maybe you can relate... Check it out.
Maybe you can relate... Check it out.
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
🤔Hot referee pranking player
Hey people of the world, I here's a short video about a friendly football match with a very 'interesting' referee(you never know who is reading this) but I will invite you to see for yourself.
Hot referee pranking player
Here are another video on this subject.
Hot refs
Here are another video on this subject.
Tuesday, October 15, 2019
How would you celebrate scoring against Real Madrid?
Well, this boy has definitely found the right one. Weather it is a way of psychologically de-stabilize the opposite team or just a way to express his admiration for Ronaldo and show what a great player they have lost and aknoledging that real with Ronaldo wouldn't loose that particular match so easy.
Or maybe it is a way for this player to say that Ronaldo is the past and he is here now so watch him.
It might be just one of these reasons or all of them combined. The important thing is that everyone respects Cristiano and what he has achieved profetionaly and it makes me proud of being Portuguese.
Thank you mister Ronaldo.
And before if forget, this was all about this video here.
Or maybe it is a way for this player to say that Ronaldo is the past and he is here now so watch him.
It might be just one of these reasons or all of them combined. The important thing is that everyone respects Cristiano and what he has achieved profetionaly and it makes me proud of being Portuguese.
Thank you mister Ronaldo.
And before if forget, this was all about this video here.
Karma
Weather you believe in it or not, we all acknowledge that there is a part of truth in the idea.
But is because we are bad people or is it because as soon as you decide to do something bad, the first person who sees your bad behavior will see the negative side of anything you have done before, up to this point.
Example: you have been driving someone around as a favôr and when you are helping the person getting out of the car, you hit yourself in the leg with the car door, and the person whom you are helping says "must be because of your bad driving, karma is a bitch!".
As ironic as this looks, this is how it works in real life, it is all a question of perspective.
From your point of view you where doing something good but from the pesonne whom you where driving's, you where driving like a maniac, which doesn't make you action any less valeable but it just makes it more difficult to keep track of what is bad and what is good, there is no black or white, now everything is gray... Because of this "point of view" thing, all good deeds automatically anul themselves and the same goes for bad deeds.
Is this a good reason to stop giving a shit?
I do think, yes!
Here is another example, do you think that this person's Irish yoga is a good or a bad deed?
Leave a comment with your opinion, thanks 😅😘
But is because we are bad people or is it because as soon as you decide to do something bad, the first person who sees your bad behavior will see the negative side of anything you have done before, up to this point.
Example: you have been driving someone around as a favôr and when you are helping the person getting out of the car, you hit yourself in the leg with the car door, and the person whom you are helping says "must be because of your bad driving, karma is a bitch!".
As ironic as this looks, this is how it works in real life, it is all a question of perspective.
From your point of view you where doing something good but from the pesonne whom you where driving's, you where driving like a maniac, which doesn't make you action any less valeable but it just makes it more difficult to keep track of what is bad and what is good, there is no black or white, now everything is gray... Because of this "point of view" thing, all good deeds automatically anul themselves and the same goes for bad deeds.
Is this a good reason to stop giving a shit?
I do think, yes!
Here is another example, do you think that this person's Irish yoga is a good or a bad deed?
Monday, October 14, 2019
Job offer
Hello guy's, so this is what is happening, straight to the point:
I've taken some courses in Germany, I've learned the language and I moved there for two years to learn how to do my profetion.
The job was not very well payed but it had a plus side, it gave me the possibility (once the coorse finished) to go live and work in Switzerland where for this kind of job people are payed over 28chf an hour.
I will not tell you the exact amount because it varies so very much from canton to canton and I will let you do the conversion to your own currency because of market fluctuation.
So, here I am, finished my coorse and weant to Switzerland, started working and getting payed well, small detail, I met my girlfriend and moved to her place which is not in Switzerland.
I am now working in some other area, completely different from that which I've studied for but well... Life is like this it is made of choices and I am sure of having made the right one.
Which finally brings me to the point of this post, I can't work in Switzerland but I can teach other people, you see I am still getting job offers every week and even if the job requires some ability it is doable by all os anyone. So leave a comment or send me a message on Instagram or Facebook if you are interested in discussing your future, I guarantee that you will get your chance at a Swiss position!
Fifa
Hello world, just wanted to give you a head's up on my podcast about fifa, I will be giving some pointers about the game and playing to give players advice on each situation that presents itself during the actual game.
My first podcast is on the "Fifa online draft" of the ultimate team mode.
Feel free to leave coments here or on my podcast's page.
A quick recap of the podcast:
Picking the right formation for you from the 5 options which are given.
Tutorial and all info necessary for you to pick your team.
Advice on quemistry and players general hability.
Picking the right coatch.
Small adjustments may be necessary but only after you have met your adversary and know how he is playing otherwise it is just useless to spend time prepairing tactics if you dont know what you are playing against.
https://soundcloud.com/xtazyooo/fifa-record
My first podcast is on the "Fifa online draft" of the ultimate team mode.
Feel free to leave coments here or on my podcast's page.
A quick recap of the podcast:
Picking the right formation for you from the 5 options which are given.
Tutorial and all info necessary for you to pick your team.
Advice on quemistry and players general hability.
Picking the right coatch.
Small adjustments may be necessary but only after you have met your adversary and know how he is playing otherwise it is just useless to spend time prepairing tactics if you dont know what you are playing against.
https://soundcloud.com/xtazyooo/fifa-record
*Second part of the drivers license story:
(I am sorry for making you guy's wait but I ran out of time to write yesterday, had other important things to do as I am sure you will understand.
So here we go again, I left off at the point where I was about to drive home from the gym with my girl, her new license and my isotonic drink in me.
We drove for about 10 minutes to the nearest fast food restaurant which we like and made our order, this took maybe another 10 minutes, as soon as we got our order, lift off! We started driving home which is, depending on traffic a 20 to 30 minutes drive, after I got on the speed road, I started to feel the same symptoms I've felt when I was sanding my motorbike's fender with a circular sanding tool and accidentally cut my wrist open.
I started feeling cold, sweaty and like I was going to faint so I shared this with my girlfriend (while still driving, I couldn't stop there!) but the poor girl couldn't do anything to help me so instead of taking the usual exit home I took the first one I saw and weant driving through a small tow, the same town where we where stopped earlyer by the police, funny enough that I was feeling like I was dying and something was hemoraging in me, there I am behind another police car. At this time all I could think of was, (OK, if they stop me again they are driving me to the hospital!).
But after about 2 minutes of following them again my will(we where going the same way) we drove bye some night club which is usually and specially on Saturday night's, guarded by the police. So that is the moment when everything got better, the police decided to drive in to a gas station in front of the club, and I started feeling better.
It was a very bit relief, no more cold sweat, no more thinking that I am dying, can finally drive home in peace and get some well desired rest.
This shows my character because of all of the obstacles which I had to face in life, I was feeling like *Sh* in my car for 15 to 20 minutes but I've powered through d
, didn't let it stop me. As the French say, "Ca Passe Ou ça Casse"
That means that it will pass or it willbreak(whatever "it" may be).
And this was only a regular Saturday,but I've leaned a lesson on this day, the lesson is to show you how fragile life can be and that the world is made of cycles, one angel gets they wings while another angel's heart stops beating.
Thank you for reading my story, I will keep updating every time something relevant comes along.
(I am sorry for making you guy's wait but I ran out of time to write yesterday, had other important things to do as I am sure you will understand.
So here we go again, I left off at the point where I was about to drive home from the gym with my girl, her new license and my isotonic drink in me.
We drove for about 10 minutes to the nearest fast food restaurant which we like and made our order, this took maybe another 10 minutes, as soon as we got our order, lift off! We started driving home which is, depending on traffic a 20 to 30 minutes drive, after I got on the speed road, I started to feel the same symptoms I've felt when I was sanding my motorbike's fender with a circular sanding tool and accidentally cut my wrist open.
I started feeling cold, sweaty and like I was going to faint so I shared this with my girlfriend (while still driving, I couldn't stop there!) but the poor girl couldn't do anything to help me so instead of taking the usual exit home I took the first one I saw and weant driving through a small tow, the same town where we where stopped earlyer by the police, funny enough that I was feeling like I was dying and something was hemoraging in me, there I am behind another police car. At this time all I could think of was, (OK, if they stop me again they are driving me to the hospital!).
But after about 2 minutes of following them again my will(we where going the same way) we drove bye some night club which is usually and specially on Saturday night's, guarded by the police. So that is the moment when everything got better, the police decided to drive in to a gas station in front of the club, and I started feeling better.
It was a very bit relief, no more cold sweat, no more thinking that I am dying, can finally drive home in peace and get some well desired rest.
This shows my character because of all of the obstacles which I had to face in life, I was feeling like *Sh* in my car for 15 to 20 minutes but I've powered through d
, didn't let it stop me. As the French say, "Ca Passe Ou ça Casse"
That means that it will pass or it willbreak(whatever "it" may be).
And this was only a regular Saturday,but I've leaned a lesson on this day, the lesson is to show you how fragile life can be and that the world is made of cycles, one angel gets they wings while another angel's heart stops beating.
Thank you for reading my story, I will keep updating every time something relevant comes along.
Sunday, October 13, 2019
*First part of the driver license story:
Well we'll well. I had about 50 interesting things which I wanted to write about so I drank a red bull, sat down with my smartphone in my hand at dinner time, but I didn't feel hungry, this is related to my little episode on Saturday.
Here goes, starting from The beginning in order for you to understand the whole story, on Friday I drove my girlfriend to pick up her driver's license. She was happy, I was happy but scared because she was finally going to drive, legally!
This was not the first time that I gave her the stearing weel, but it was the first time after she got her legal abilitation to drive, this was given to her by some guy who has no idea of what she will do as soon as she gets out of that building with that little card. So I just had to trust her,(which I did) that she would not get into an accident and end our lives right there (financially never the less) but, good news, it all weant well, she drove through the city and we then weant to practice in remote country roads, she was pumped up so we weant for a little trip.
After a while we weant home. Later that day we decided to go to the city, she wanted to do some swimming and I wanted to go to the gym so we did... I should point out that this was at night and I have a licence plate from another country on my car which usually calls the attention of the Police but, she had gotten her license and it was night time so I let her drive. Guess what?
We got pulled over! Yes! On her first night legally driving my girlfriend got pulled over) it must be a new record) even if the licence plate is from another country I still wonder how the hell did the police see it due to a lack of public illumination. This will remain a misery, but after they did theyr little check and made her blow the alcohol test we realized that I did not bring my gym bracelette. We where facing the choice of going back home to get it or pay extra for a gym membership which was allready payed for.
She was confident that it was my fault so she saw no problem in Going aniway and saw no problem in me paying full price... But it bumed me out a bit to be honest.
Aniway we weant, I payed, got my work out (it was the first one in a long time).
Now for the next par I will have to point out that when I was a baby I was operated on in my belly but I grew up and never had trouble with it apart from always having a small belly popping out even after I weant to The army and the special forces!(where there is usually a big load of physical activity, we stay I. Shape) I still had that small belly even if the rest of my body is ripped! So what happened next came as a surprise.
I did my normal training but this time I took some isotonic drink before and during, the work out, that stuff really works!
I felt more energized then ever!
So I've trained better and heavier than ever.
so I've finished my training all was good, weant back home but this time, I was driving and that is when I felt it!
To be continued....
Hello dudes and dudettes!
On this post I want to speak to y'all about the homosexualization of the population and how it is our fault!
Yes you have read correctly, our fault!
Let me explain, picture in your mind the,so called "food chain" in this chain we, humans, are at the very top which means that we eat everything but we are not eaten by anything. OK, good.
So, now I would like you to look at the other end of the food chain, not too far, not at a microscópica level I mean, picture something just big enough for it to be able to bother us, for example a fly or a ladybug.
OK, now follow my train of thought on this:
all of these insects need to eat, they eat from fields, the human owners of the fields need the insects to be there because these insects feed rats, which feed chicken and cats which fed wolves and cows etc... But they need to controle the amount of bugs so that the crops remain 95%untouched so that they can eat and sell the rest to make a living.
So, what some of these farmers use feromones to attract the male insects into traps where they are killed. Leaving only the females as food for other animals and as procreators, you see how in the long run this will end badly.
Well back to my first point about the homosexualization of the world and subsequent end of procreation and end of all races or creation of some zombie flesh eating race...
Some animals will still eat the dead male insects after they have eatin the poison, this will not kill them but for sure will mess them up.
My theory, follow the old principal "we are what we eat" is that the males who eat the poisoned bugs will suffer from a virus which will attack they masculinity, of course! Since the venom and feromones where the deadly mix which killed the insects in the first place.
Somehiw this "illness" klimbs up the food ladder until it gets to us humans again because we eat all of these animals which in turn eat each other.
So we are somehow being attacked on a subatomic level by our own poison which is, first of all "femenizing" men and slowly but steadily killing our own race.
I am dying to read your opinions on this matter so please feel free to leave comments on what you think of this and how would you start fighting against these issues?
On this post I want to speak to y'all about the homosexualization of the population and how it is our fault!
Yes you have read correctly, our fault!
Let me explain, picture in your mind the,so called "food chain" in this chain we, humans, are at the very top which means that we eat everything but we are not eaten by anything. OK, good.
So, now I would like you to look at the other end of the food chain, not too far, not at a microscópica level I mean, picture something just big enough for it to be able to bother us, for example a fly or a ladybug.
OK, now follow my train of thought on this:
all of these insects need to eat, they eat from fields, the human owners of the fields need the insects to be there because these insects feed rats, which feed chicken and cats which fed wolves and cows etc... But they need to controle the amount of bugs so that the crops remain 95%untouched so that they can eat and sell the rest to make a living.
So, what some of these farmers use feromones to attract the male insects into traps where they are killed. Leaving only the females as food for other animals and as procreators, you see how in the long run this will end badly.
Well back to my first point about the homosexualization of the world and subsequent end of procreation and end of all races or creation of some zombie flesh eating race...
Some animals will still eat the dead male insects after they have eatin the poison, this will not kill them but for sure will mess them up.
My theory, follow the old principal "we are what we eat" is that the males who eat the poisoned bugs will suffer from a virus which will attack they masculinity, of course! Since the venom and feromones where the deadly mix which killed the insects in the first place.
Somehiw this "illness" klimbs up the food ladder until it gets to us humans again because we eat all of these animals which in turn eat each other.
So we are somehow being attacked on a subatomic level by our own poison which is, first of all "femenizing" men and slowly but steadily killing our own race.
I am dying to read your opinions on this matter so please feel free to leave comments on what you think of this and how would you start fighting against these issues?
Guy's I'm moving!
No seriously ,i am moving and i'm taking my house with me!
What am I talking about you say? well this is what I am talking about.
An american man has decided that he wanted so buy some old country house and then have it moved across the river , about 50miles between locations.
Moving house: video here.
So, Like you i've jsut seen this video and I am surprised and dont understand why someone would do something like that, specially when you ask the persone and they start giving you some BS answer about how it is abeautifull house which took a lot of craftsmanship to do back in the day...bla bla bla....
I am smarter than that and I am sure that you are also if you are reading this. So why the hell did this guy move his house like this?
Well my deduction powers have been evelving over the years and I know that there are usually two reasons for someone to do anything so , My first guess is "for love" , in this cenario the man is very wealthy and has decided to impress his bride to be and she is obviously an art fan specialized in architecture but she would not like to live 50 miles away... tada!
And the second reason for people to do stupid things which coast a million dollars for no reason in this economy now a days!!!
Money ! Yes , it is probably a scam , it probably didn't coast anywhere near a million dollars to move the house and the man is actually working for the news team and they have decided to cash in on publicity and the exclusivelessness of the thing.
Because we have to be able to see that this is a huge thing which is entertaining people all over the globe for at least 50 seconds and some more seconds if people actually decide to debate this (anything can be debated) and so to conclude my story , instead of spending 1,500,000 he probably has made some money wich doesn't mean that he didn't spend that much on the house and on moving it... it just means that maybe he actually had a profit instead of spending that ammount and it just being that.
I hope that you where entertained by this story and my point of view , I will be posting a new chapter of my book soon. I am still writting it piece by piece but I want it to be PERFECT!
For this reason it will take a bit longer then normal. But please be patient , it will be worth it.
me, out... PIECE!!
No seriously ,i am moving and i'm taking my house with me!
What am I talking about you say? well this is what I am talking about.
An american man has decided that he wanted so buy some old country house and then have it moved across the river , about 50miles between locations.
Moving house: video here.
So, Like you i've jsut seen this video and I am surprised and dont understand why someone would do something like that, specially when you ask the persone and they start giving you some BS answer about how it is abeautifull house which took a lot of craftsmanship to do back in the day...bla bla bla....
I am smarter than that and I am sure that you are also if you are reading this. So why the hell did this guy move his house like this?
Well my deduction powers have been evelving over the years and I know that there are usually two reasons for someone to do anything so , My first guess is "for love" , in this cenario the man is very wealthy and has decided to impress his bride to be and she is obviously an art fan specialized in architecture but she would not like to live 50 miles away... tada!
And the second reason for people to do stupid things which coast a million dollars for no reason in this economy now a days!!!
Money ! Yes , it is probably a scam , it probably didn't coast anywhere near a million dollars to move the house and the man is actually working for the news team and they have decided to cash in on publicity and the exclusivelessness of the thing.
Because we have to be able to see that this is a huge thing which is entertaining people all over the globe for at least 50 seconds and some more seconds if people actually decide to debate this (anything can be debated) and so to conclude my story , instead of spending 1,500,000 he probably has made some money wich doesn't mean that he didn't spend that much on the house and on moving it... it just means that maybe he actually had a profit instead of spending that ammount and it just being that.
I hope that you where entertained by this story and my point of view , I will be posting a new chapter of my book soon. I am still writting it piece by piece but I want it to be PERFECT!
For this reason it will take a bit longer then normal. But please be patient , it will be worth it.
me, out... PIECE!!
Saturday, October 12, 2019
Hello world, no this is not my first computer programe it is how I've decided to great my readers today.
I would have posted earlyer but when I was about to start writing this morning, on my phone while still in bed, a voice in my head told me that my girlfriend would kill me. That voice must be what they call guardian angels or smth cause it saved my life.
I don't want to make this intro too long or this might get boring and I actually have an interesting story to tell. So here it goes.
First chapter of *life*.
1
Once upon a time, there was a young man who moved around a lot because of his parents and they jobs, it is relevant to point out that the first time was when he was only 3 years old. He weant to a place with golden streets. That place was perfect for the parents but for him it could be one of two things, either heaven or hell. I personally think that you can not have one without the other so maybe he was in A mix of good and bad.
So to stay objective and impartial on this matter let's just say that he was on a journey to find out if that place would welcome him with open arms or if he would feel rejected because he was 3 years old and at this age most kids are able to speak and communicate with each other but he still needed to learn the language before it would become easy for him to communicate.
He had a lot of work in waiting for him.
So there he was, waking up on his first day, a cold winter day after a lonely flight and sleeping for the first night ever in his new bed with his new pluchy toys. He woke up (he was not used to waking up at around 5 am) so this day was particularly painful for him. After waking up he remembers waking with his mom to work, (she had to make breakfast for her boss) then she took him by the hand and weant up what seamed to be the longest road in the world, she kept telling him to wake up and love his ass cause she needed to take him to the nani's house and go back to work but all he could feel was his eyes closing and the cold wind hitting his face, he could feel his boots crushing the snow under his feet and the snow slowly melting.
So after what seemed like an endless walk he felt like he was getting somewhere, the road was not going up animore, it was just flat and he could smell cows and horses which usually is a synonim of fun for a kid. So he almost felt happy but then, him and his mom got into a building, up some stairs, rang some door bell and some old lady and her husband came to the door to welcome them. They spoke together for a while and then he felt the worse feeling he had ever felt till then in his life. His mom left him there with his bagpack full with his snacks, he was sad as he watched her go out the door and then walk back on the same street which they came from through the window.
He was left, abandoned, in an unknown place with unknown people which whom he could not speak because he did not know theyr language.
I would have posted earlyer but when I was about to start writing this morning, on my phone while still in bed, a voice in my head told me that my girlfriend would kill me. That voice must be what they call guardian angels or smth cause it saved my life.
I don't want to make this intro too long or this might get boring and I actually have an interesting story to tell. So here it goes.
First chapter of *life*.
1
Once upon a time, there was a young man who moved around a lot because of his parents and they jobs, it is relevant to point out that the first time was when he was only 3 years old. He weant to a place with golden streets. That place was perfect for the parents but for him it could be one of two things, either heaven or hell. I personally think that you can not have one without the other so maybe he was in A mix of good and bad.
So to stay objective and impartial on this matter let's just say that he was on a journey to find out if that place would welcome him with open arms or if he would feel rejected because he was 3 years old and at this age most kids are able to speak and communicate with each other but he still needed to learn the language before it would become easy for him to communicate.
He had a lot of work in waiting for him.
So there he was, waking up on his first day, a cold winter day after a lonely flight and sleeping for the first night ever in his new bed with his new pluchy toys. He woke up (he was not used to waking up at around 5 am) so this day was particularly painful for him. After waking up he remembers waking with his mom to work, (she had to make breakfast for her boss) then she took him by the hand and weant up what seamed to be the longest road in the world, she kept telling him to wake up and love his ass cause she needed to take him to the nani's house and go back to work but all he could feel was his eyes closing and the cold wind hitting his face, he could feel his boots crushing the snow under his feet and the snow slowly melting.
So after what seemed like an endless walk he felt like he was getting somewhere, the road was not going up animore, it was just flat and he could smell cows and horses which usually is a synonim of fun for a kid. So he almost felt happy but then, him and his mom got into a building, up some stairs, rang some door bell and some old lady and her husband came to the door to welcome them. They spoke together for a while and then he felt the worse feeling he had ever felt till then in his life. His mom left him there with his bagpack full with his snacks, he was sad as he watched her go out the door and then walk back on the same street which they came from through the window.
He was left, abandoned, in an unknown place with unknown people which whom he could not speak because he did not know theyr language.
Friday, October 11, 2019
Hello people of the world, whomever reads this. Think of it as my personal "message in a bottle".
You see, usually when I am at work and I have a pause or a moment when there is nothing else to do, I sometimes take my phone and read the news, but lately I've noticed that all of the news I read are, for one, AL the same repeating themselves, and for two I've noticed that I could not speak my mind to the journalist who wrote it, not just to repremend them after all we are all human and it is not the journalist's fault if he has no interesting story to write about or if he is not permitted to write about anything that he really likes which might actually be interesting for the readers.
So instead, I've decided to make use of my freedom of Blogging and started my own news column, I won't be updating this AL the time, only when I feel that I have some relevant story to share and hopefully people will care enough to give me they opinion.
Stay tuned also on my YouTube, I will soon start posting. My new smart TV is in the post under way and my Xbox is planned for Christmas (need tu update the old car first).
Afterwords I should start uploading some vids.
You see, usually when I am at work and I have a pause or a moment when there is nothing else to do, I sometimes take my phone and read the news, but lately I've noticed that all of the news I read are, for one, AL the same repeating themselves, and for two I've noticed that I could not speak my mind to the journalist who wrote it, not just to repremend them after all we are all human and it is not the journalist's fault if he has no interesting story to write about or if he is not permitted to write about anything that he really likes which might actually be interesting for the readers.
So instead, I've decided to make use of my freedom of Blogging and started my own news column, I won't be updating this AL the time, only when I feel that I have some relevant story to share and hopefully people will care enough to give me they opinion.
Stay tuned also on my YouTube, I will soon start posting. My new smart TV is in the post under way and my Xbox is planned for Christmas (need tu update the old car first).
Afterwords I should start uploading some vids.
What is up with hydrogen cars and why is that any different from regular GPL mixed with gasoline cars?
Electricity is getting more and more expensive so if i have to pay to be a part of the revolution which will not actually change anything, except maybe put me in debt of several thousands of euros then I say thank you but no thank you.
And still on the matter of energy and pollution because it seems to matter a lot lately for some reason. Maybe because we are paying taxes on what is in fact a mith. But this is a matter for another conversation.
I've stumbled upon some videos about some people who are drying human fecies out and somehow turning that into charcoal which will be used to produce electricity, "they" say that it has less energy then regular charcoal but it is easyer to produce and cleaner for the environment or something. (always the environment).
I
Electricity is getting more and more expensive so if i have to pay to be a part of the revolution which will not actually change anything, except maybe put me in debt of several thousands of euros then I say thank you but no thank you.
And still on the matter of energy and pollution because it seems to matter a lot lately for some reason. Maybe because we are paying taxes on what is in fact a mith. But this is a matter for another conversation.
I've stumbled upon some videos about some people who are drying human fecies out and somehow turning that into charcoal which will be used to produce electricity, "they" say that it has less energy then regular charcoal but it is easyer to produce and cleaner for the environment or something. (always the environment).
I
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